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Joke of the Day

"Yo' Mama is so ugly **..yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.**"

"If you prefer that unshaven look, you might not be a true hipster... These days, everyone loves hairy styles."

"I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng neck. I want to date a giraffe basically."

"How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath."

"What do these owners think when choosing music for their stores restroom? ""oh yeah people like to listen to this when they're taking a shit"""

"Someone you don't care about just listened to a song you don't like on Spotify!"

"Why did I buy a bolt? Because the hardware store clerk was a 300 pound flaming homosexual, and I was afraid to ask him for a screw"

"Please don't get me wrong, but I like to see people dying Seeing their hair become blonde is really awesome."

"Algorithm Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did."

"I hired a private investigator but he spent two days staring at my hedges Turned out he was a privet investigator."