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Joke of the Day

"Please don't get me wrong, but I like to see people dying Seeing their hair become blonde is really awesome."

"I'm rubber, you're glue. We are both very handy and have a variety of practical uses."

"If alcohol kills germs and laughter is the best medicine, I'm the healthiest person on the planet."

"i went to a 5 Guys burgers and fries and there was only one guy. im just gonna say what were all thinking. the other 4 guys died at benghazi"

"So then I said, ""Spit on it first, then see if it'll fit."" ...And that's why my wife no longer allows me to help our son with puzzles."

"How does a gay man give a donation at the sperm bank? He farts in the cup."

"Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter."

"You can buy wedding cake even if there's no wedding, those suckers don't even check"

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2, but its really hard to get them inside the bulb."

"Hit me baby, one more time. Chris Brown should date Britney Spears."