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Joke of the Day

"What do these owners think when choosing music for their stores restroom? ""oh yeah people like to listen to this when they're taking a shit"""

"What was the Jewish child doing on the chimney? He was waiting for his parents."

"I feel bad for the homeless guy ""I feel bad for the homeless guy, but I feel really bad the homeless guy's dog, because he must be thinking 'Man, this is the longest walk ever"" -Norm Macdonald"

"RIP Robin Williams I dont think hes coming back through a board game this time though"

"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch."

"Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends? A squadratic formula, if you will."

"Dark jokes Saturday: What is the most offensive brand name you can come up with? Winners get gold! My contribution: ""Auschwitz"" air freshener."

"til the hard way that my toenails are stronger than my teeth."

"A cabbage, a tap and a tomato had a race The Cabbage was ahead, the tap was running and the tomato tried to ketchup"

"My wife acts like she wants to have sex, but then we don't. I googled it, it's called cuddling."