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Joke of the Day
"Because it pisses off r/funny Why would I type the punchline in the title?"
Next Joke
"Why was Luke Skywalker convicted of rape ? He used the force ."
"So, I accidentally sent a picture of my d&#k to everyone in my address book today Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps."
"My daughter hit me with this one while preparing for dinner Why did the table love playing volleyball? Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother."
"My X-gf has a really big heart. I have to give her that. She needs it, to pump all the ice water around."
"I know they say that looks aren't everything... But have you ever tried wanking to personality?"
"I hate it when I hear someone joke about the Holocaust. It's just wrong. Anne Frankly, I won't stand for it."
"A wife is like a boomerang the harder you throw the faster she comes back."
"My great grandma started to giggle at a barbecue and when I asked what's funny she said "" everyone here is alive because I got laid ""."
"Are you a belieber or a directioner ? I'm A I-Dont't-give-a-fuck-er."