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Joke of the Day

"Algorithm Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did."

"A red and blue ship collided in the Mediterranean today. The survivors are marooned."

"f Germany is the ""Fatherland"" and Russia is the ""Motherland"", was the Second World War a divorce case?"

"I'm surprisingly calm about Internet spoiling Star Wars to me. Who could believe Kylo Ren is actually vegetarian and grandson of General Akbar"

"A groom raises his glass to toast his wife on their wedding day I've finally found a perfect girl i could not ask for more she's deaf and dumb and over sexed and owns a liquor store."

"Two homeless guys see a dog licking his balls. One says to the other ""I wish I could do that"" the other says ""don't you think you should pet him first""."

"Let's shoot some hoops. I hate those fucking things. Maybe we can play basketball afterwards."

"Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states."

"[twirling my bra above my head like a helicopter and it gets stuck on the ceiling fan, im launched thru window into neighbors yard] me: hey"

"Two Yogurts walk into a bar... The bartender says ""hey! What do you think you're doing?! You can't be in here!"" The yogurts respond, ""why? We're two cultured individuals."""