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Joke of the Day
"Society: Be yourself ........ Society: No not like that"
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"Late 9/11 joke. My dad died during 9/11. He was driving a plane."
"How come you never see black people on ships? They aint falling for that shit again."
"Leaving a watermelon on someone's doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever."
"Math Teacher: ""If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"" Student: ""A drinking problem."""
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