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Joke of the Day
"What does Dick Cheney call rape? Enhanced Seduction Techniques."
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"What do you call a cow that has given birth? ..... Decalfinated."
"[offensive] What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country"
"It all makes sense now!! Gay marriage and Pot legalized on the same day... Leviticus 20:13 ""If a man lays with another man he should be stoned."" We've just been misinterpreting it all these years!!"
"Joke: In my intro to archaeology lab, I had a pop-quiz about bones in the human body I couldn't find that humerus either"
"It's weird to me that the shortened version of Charles is ""Chuck"". I mean, what the Farles is that about?"
"A fortune cookie told me I'd receive an important message soon. The message in the bottle told me the fortune cookie was poisoned."
"Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas? Because they weren't getting a square meal."
"Where do the Mexican truckers hang out? The guay station."
"Never lie! Said Mommy to little Timmy and handed him over to Santa."