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Joke of the Day

"Math Teacher: ""If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"" Student: ""A drinking problem."""

"A man has been admitted to hospital after pushing 6 plastic horses up his anus. Doctors declared his condition as ""stable""."

"What do guns and millennials have in common? You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered."

"Ever blow bubbles as a kid? He's back in town and wants you to give him a call."

"Joke: Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan? Ireland: More bars in more places"

"Why are Atheists so resistant to video game cheats? They don't believe in godmode"

"Apocalypse cheese I bought some apocalypse cheese. It said best before the end."

"What is the first rule of Woman`s fight club? Never tell anyone what are you so mad about"

"I shouldn't have said that. - Me. Whenever I talk."

"Do let me know if you're ever unhappy with any of my Tweets. I will block you immediately. Anything to stop you being sad. You're welcome :)"