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Joke of the Day
"Late 9/11 joke. My dad died during 9/11. He was driving a plane."
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"There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: ""don't"" and ""stop""."
"A Scotsman invented the first condom. It was made out of a sheep's intestine. Not too long after, the British improved on it by first removing the intestine from the sheep."
"Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/8"
"Stop editing your pics. What if you go missing? How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook."
"Could yield signs be any more Canadian? ""You might have to stop. I'm not sure. You decide. Do you like me? I'm on a street!"""
"The guy who invented throat lozenges just died... I heard there will be no coffin at his funeral."
"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street."
"what's th difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"BRAZIL: Can you describe your attacker? RYAN LOCHTE: You wouldn't know him. He goes to another Olympics. #LochteGate"