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Joke of the Day

"How come you never see black people on ships? They aint falling for that shit again."

"Dude on tv just said, ""Where there's fat, there's flavor."" He was talking about food, but I took it as a compliment."

"What's the big deal with the Dog Whisperer? My dog whispers all the time! ""Kill for me,"" he rasps."

"Maybe I misheard him... But I think God just told me to start building a really big goat."

"What do you call a marine animal who under-performs at the vegetable academy? A C-cucumber."

"What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine? A snowblower"

"I love horror movies until it's time to do laundry in the basement and I have to run up the stairs before a scary force pulls me back down."

"I wanted to set my password as madeline But apparently that's taken."

"It's important to set goals. You don't have to accomplish them or anything like that. Just set them."

"My MOM Says Life is A Race Life iS A Tragedt When SeeN In CloSE-UP, LONG-SHOT. To Truly Laugh, You Must be Able to Take Your PAIN, And PLAY With iT!"