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Joke of the Day

"Leaving a watermelon on someone's doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever."

"I hate Windows Embedded systems so much... They make me WinCE"

"You've been robbed by *360 spin* A smooooth crimi- *trips over own feet, drops tv, & butt dials police*"

"Dr to nurse! Dr to nurse: ""How much has this man had to drink?"" Nurse: ""I can't tell."" Dr: ""It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"""

"How to stop a small dog from humping your leg. Pick him up, and suck his dick!"

"DATING TIP: You never want to seem too easy! So set up a date and never show up."

"Kids make friends in 5 seconds, adults make friends in 5 drinks."

"Alien joke. I feel sorry for the aliens....that live in the third world country."

"Different cultures like eating animals that we consider pets... For example, did you know that in Japan, they eat fish?"

"Guy walks into a DR's office with a duck on his head... Duck says ""Hey Doc an you get this guy off my ass"""