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Joke of the Day

"Racist joke,(answer this BEFORE you click) What do you call a black man flying a plane? No!!! A pilot! A fucking pilot! You racist bastard!"

"What's the difference between black people and cancer? The cancer evolves."

"Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !"

"Pilot: Tower there's a runway light burning. Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights burning. Pilot: Sorry I mean it's smoking."

"Dead memes are like dead babies They never get old."

"Wine improves with age, I improve with wine."

"What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"

"Whenever you feel depressed, imagine someone tickling Kristen Stewart."

"What did one earthquake say to the other? ""I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"""

"Let's name our sandwich shop after smelly trains."