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Joke of the Day
"""Only a good guy with a forest fire can prevent forest fires"" - Smokey the NRA Bear"
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"This came to me randomly today; not sure if old, or OC... How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs? Ovaries-y"
"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wipes his butt."
"If the World Trade Center was in India.... Would the terrorist attack be on 7/11?"
"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old."
"I almost ate that little packet in the shoe box. Good thing it said 'do not eat'. That was close."
"What did God say to the inventor of the didlo? ""If you build it, they will cum."""
"which power ranger is racist? the WHITE POWER ranger"
"I am so sorry to hear about your grandma... I know what you're going through my phone dies all the time."
"My suicide notes just keep turning into grocery lists."