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Joke of the Day

"Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!"

"How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? Ten Tickles"

"What's something that Slaves have and rich people want? Nothing!"

"I do a spot-on impression of a man in his 30's not living up to his full potential."

"I got a notice we are taking company pictures today. *walks in dressed as Super Girl."

"""What is the difference between a burger and a blow job?"" "" I don't know, what is the difference between a burger and a blow job?"" ""Let's go to lunch!"""

"A man finds a job at an elephant circumcision office. His salary is so low that he wants to quit, but then he sees that the tips are huge!"

"What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman? The car salesman knows he is lying."

"Who burns their own city down? The people of Ferguson."

"Great deals on circumcisions, Half off!"