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Joke of the Day
"I am not schizophrenic doctor We're just fine......"
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"Have you seen the movie about a lone piece of graph paper? The plot was a bit scattered."
"What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims? DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!"
"Women like a man with confidence. Because without that, what's to destroy?"
"How to cure a headache 1. Drink a glass of water. 2. Take 10 deep breathes. 3. Give headache your credit card & tell her to go to the mall."
"Why did the dwarf go out of business? The overheads were too high."
"How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...5,6,7,8!"
"Did you hear about the man with a cold who went to a miniature petting zoo? He was feeling a little hoarse."
"When do we need airplane noises? NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW"
"How did Peter Parker know Mary Jane was cheating on him? He spied her man."