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Joke of the Day
"I was just diagnosed with colorblindness... I was so surprised, it just came out of the green!"
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"Tyrone says ""come on shaniqua one extra stripe on a zebra wont hurt her"" She replies "" fucker stop talking about my strech marks"""
"Overheard: ""Hey, I think that weirdo is listening to our conversation."""
"My God: dead. My world: disenchanted. My invitation on LinkedIn: declined."
"To live 98 years and have NO enemies"
"What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog."
"I've just invented a perfume made from holy water Eau my God"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? Hand eyeeeeeeeeee"
"How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house."
"I don't know about you guys... but I don't want Trump's trickle down economics...."