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Joke of the Day
"What kind of shoes to pedophiles wear? White Vans."
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"HR: Me: HR: Me: HR: ""..16. 16 STAPLES in Diane's forehead..."" Me: HR: Me: ""..it was the last twizzler"" HR: Me: HR: Me: *eats twizzler*"
"It's 6 am and I've already referred to a patient as ""the one with the tig ol biddies""...wonder what time HR gets here"
"Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA? Because women can't drive"
"PARENTS: if you have an ugly child, please don't post 8 million pictures of them online. Thank you."
"I don't know why they have flavored condoms It's not like my asshole has taste buds. My brother told me this, sorry if it's a repost."
"Hid my daughters ipod in my other daughters room cause they've been getting along lately and there's nothing on tv tonight."
"What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison? You know he did it."
"HOT SINGLES NEAR YOU BURNING SINGLES NEAR YOU 1ST DEGREE BURNED SINGLES NEAR YOU DEAD SINGLES NEAR YOU WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP"
"I ll see myself out.. Did you know? You can buy a 2 pack of Eminem s for Fifty cent..... It s Ludacris"