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Joke of the Day
"What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison? You know he did it."
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"Question: What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub? Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole."
"What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy? Julius Seizure."
"I hate those who are anti-democracy, anti-freedom or anti-semitic but if there is one anti thing that i like it is Anti-jokes"
"Him: I'm sorry, can we start over? Me: great idea! You introduce yourself, and this time I'll keep walking."
"The people in this spin class are looking at me like they've never seen a girl with a helmet before."
"15000 CCTVs 2b installed in Delhi 4r Obama's visit. This is ridiculous. Just because he's black doesnt mean he'll steal anything. Racists!"
"Me: You can't honestly expect me to believe this house isn't haunted; I can see the ghost walls from here. Realtor: Those are windows."
"Girl1: Why are you so happy? Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said ""Parking Fine"""
"When did Caesar reign ? I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him ?"