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Joke of the Day

"It's 6 am and I've already referred to a patient as ""the one with the tig ol biddies""...wonder what time HR gets here"

"What's the difference between a dead prostitute and a dead German midget? A tiny pair of lederhosen on your basement floor."

"When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn't agree with them."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it."

"DO YOU WANT ME TO RAP? I WILL RAP! - how I threaten my kids"

"Anakin: How do we get in? Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*"

"i cant get a dog because it will give strangers an excuse to talk to me"

"What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!"

"UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS."

"Did you hear about the group of Warriors eating Caviar? They Choked"