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Joke of the Day

"Hid my daughters ipod in my other daughters room cause they've been getting along lately and there's nothing on tv tonight."

"Q: What's green and walks through walls? A: Casper the Friendly Pickle."

"In art class I was told black was a shade not a color. That must mean black people aren't colored: they're shady."

"Why did god create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn! :D"

"How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, lawyers only screw us."

"What mouse has two legs? Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs?"

"Taco Bell is serving breakfast now. Because why wait until afternoon when you can get diarrhea first thing in the morning!TM"

"Go green by saying no to diapers. Simply swap out your poop-covered baby for a clean one."

"Does anyone know if it's worth signing up for this sex offender registry? Will I learn any new moves or techniques?"

"Thanks god my wife die. hhhhhhhhh"