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Joke of the Day

"HOT SINGLES NEAR YOU BURNING SINGLES NEAR YOU 1ST DEGREE BURNED SINGLES NEAR YOU DEAD SINGLES NEAR YOU WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP"

"Brother: *calls* Can you pick me up at the airport tomorrow? Me: Sure. Can't wait to see you. Him: I land at 5 AM. Me: I have no brother."

"my gang colors are taupe and beige"

"when I have dinner with a vegetarian I order two steaks to use as a bun for my third steak"

"What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? a Brexit"

"Hey, did you hear about that Coldplay concert in China? It was all yellow."

"I went to visit my Grandpa... My Grandpa said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."

"Going through life totally ignorant must be the only way to find true happiness."

"What is another word for a rap battle? Black-on-black rhyme"

"Q: How does the queen bee get around her hive? A: She's throne."