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Joke of the Day

"HR: Me: HR: Me: HR: ""..16. 16 STAPLES in Diane's forehead..."" Me: HR: Me: ""..it was the last twizzler"" HR: Me: HR: Me: *eats twizzler*"

"Abdul the Indian wife beater punches his wife every night at 7pm. On the dot......"

"What do you call a running gag on crutches? A lame joke."

"Two wrongs don't make a right Take your parents for example."

"What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train? ""Auschittz."""

"Why do all black people have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."

"Coworker: That's a stupid song Me: Your face is stupid Coworker: Way to be mature Me: YOUR FACE IS MATURE!!"

"I got so drunk the other night that I lost my glasses. The rest is a blur."

"Girls on dating apps get bombarded with too many lame and boring messages For them, finding the good ones is like finding a needle in a hey-stack."

"What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games? IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES"