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Joke of the Day
"Why are Jewish men circumcised ? Because a Jewish woman won't touch anything unless it's 50% off."
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"People who like shitty lite pop-rock are lucky. They get to hear their favorite music in department stores and at the dentist."
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"" (as told by my Irish granddad)"
"My head feels like something Picasso would have drawn."
"I wish radical Islamists were just Muslims who were really into surfing."
"How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are? Test tickles"
"Canadian What to do when a Canadian throws a grenade for you?"
"I had my appendix taken out as a child. They said it was useless, but based on my life since then, I'm guessing it controls motivation."
"It's only fitting that God would be a woman... since space is a vacuum."
"Why was the guitarist arrested? Because he was fingering A minor..."