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Joke of the Day

"Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house? He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view."

"I just walked across my cat's keyboard while he was filing his tax return."

"What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower? Brainwashed."

"Not all Latvian so unfortunate Lucky man is farmed 3 potato. Soon man has hit by lightning and die. Is true some have all luck, struggle finally over."

"Ms. Pac-Man should only cost 70% of a quarter per play"

"What do you call a camel without humps? Humphrey"

"Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes."

"What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian? A glutamate."

"i know we have cell phones and the internet, but i kinda expected the world to look like Tron by now."

"""Jesus loves you."" A good thing to hear in church but a terrifying thing to hear in a mexican prison."