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Joke of the Day
"What's Santa's favourite metal band? Sleigher."
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"Why is Iraq like the weather in Britain? Because it's either Sunni or Shiite"
"Knock Knock.... Whose there... Fuck you."
"*makes direct eye contact with an vaginas* what in the fuck kind of a boobs are this"
"""Hustle back on defense you lazy bastard!"" screamed the 300 lb guy at the TV in this sports bar eating onion rings at 10:30 AM."
"Give your Mom what she really wants today. Accept her Facebook friend request."
"What did the pirate say after his successful pillage? Thanks for the gold kind stranger!"
"Why would the road cross the chicken? Because it had a death wish. It's well known that no one crosses the chicken and lives."
"Optimus Prime: so it's settled. I'll be a huge cool truck, Bumblebee you're a camaro. Any questions? [Dan the station wagon raises his hand]"
"*doctor administers experimental anti bad joke serum* how do you feel? ""with my hands"" let's give it a minute"