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Joke of the Day
"""You can't sleep either?"" Says a voice from under your bed."
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"A priest, an astronaut, and a hair dresser walk into the bar The bartender looks up and says ""What is this, a joke?"""
"A large robot animal attacked The Home Depot on Friday. Shoppers were frightened at the sight of the Stihl Behr."
"Make a man a fire: he'll be warm for the night Set a man on fire: he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Someone complimented me on my driving today They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."
"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"Black friday, ughhhh ALL FRIDAYS MATTER!"
"Confucius say... Baseball is wrong! Man with four balls cannot walk!"
"What video game console can you not be upset while playing? The Nomad"
"Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast? Because it's un oeuf."