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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage."

"If I ever become a filthy millionaire, I'm gonna string 50 smartwatches together and create a batman belt of gadgets out of them I know it's a waist of time, but it'll be worth it."

"I was arrested for having sex with a 15 year old girl... ...i thought she was a couple of years older than that, I suppose that makes two reasons why I'm a bad father."

"Two Drums and a Cymbal fall off a ledge... ba-dum chsh!"

"I thought about getting a pocket calculator... ...but then I realized I don't care how many pockets I have."

"Let's give it up for grandmas who get offended and scared when they hear the word penis, but have like 12 kids."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the ""Fresh Prints""."

"Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat? Because he got a little c-stick."

"Even the name ""OK Cupid"" sounds like you're telling love to, like, settle down."

"I was in a near-sex experience. My wife flashed before my eyes."