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Joke of the Day
"Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast? Because it's un oeuf."
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"Most people's religion or faith has a switch which they can conveniently switch on and off whenever it suits them."
"What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio? Stark lighting."
"1 Buy a racehorse 2 Hire a TMZ reporter as the jockey 3 Tell him a minor celebrities is drunk at the finish line 4 Win literally every race"
"Funny how old trash yards always have so much razor wire on the fence If I want that trash bad enough no amount of razors will stop me"
"Nobody in Yemen likes the Flintstones. Which is funny, because people of Abu Dhabi do."
"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids"
"Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert? They found traces of Mercury in him."
"Yo mama so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up"
"Two fish are in a tank.. And one looks at the other and says, ""How do you drive this thing?"""