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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
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"Sometimes a tough situation is best described... As being between Iraq and hard place."
"I could have sworn I saw spearmint flavored fig newtons at the shop the other day. But it turns out they were just a fig-mint of my imagination."
"me: wow the stars are beautiful gf: omg babe they really are me: u know who else is beautiful? gf: *blushes* who? :3 me: Harambe"
"Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart? ...because its not a Target."
"Why do dogs hate outer space? Because they strongly dislike vacuums."
"""I never spit on the ground"" ""because it's the only one that always supports me"" ""wow, that's a deep thought"" *""ptoo""* ""AAH! MY EYE!"""
"At what age do you tell your kids that the UN isn't real"
"I can totally relate to cranky elderly people. I mean you can only be nice for so long!"
"I call my dick hard times.. Cuz birches always be falling on it"