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Joke of the Day
"Confucius say... Baseball is wrong! Man with four balls cannot walk!"
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"A dinosaur walks into a bar and says. #RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR."
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never paid $100 to have a lentil on my face."
"Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out."
"My Korean friend died last week... So Yung"
"Great Scot, Marty! You know what you'd get if I locked myself in a room with the old-me from 1955 and convinced my other self never to build a time machine? A paradox, Marty!"
"I went to a porn star's funeral yesterday... ...I woke up with mourning wood"
"Watching my son's soccer game in the cold and rain cuz I'm a good Mom. From my heated car cuz I'm not a total idiot."
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's, she changes it more often."
"Somebody stole my Microsoft Office... Whoever did it will pay. You have my Word."