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Joke of the Day

"A doctor, a midget, a monk and an indian is at a bar when ... ... a blonde suddenly walks in. M. Night Shyamalan shouts ""Cut!"". The blonde fainted."

"When I come back in the next life, I would like to come back as a bathroom mirror in a house full of hot women."

"My wine drinking is merely functional... My personality is better with a little marinade."

"english words that pitbull knows: -party -miami"

"I always have a suicide note in my shower so that i wont look stupid if i ever slip and crack my head"

"How do you trap an elephant?! You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole."

"What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants? ""ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"""

"My girlfriend says I treat her like an object.. I don't know why it keeps saying that."

"knock knock whos there"

"What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees? If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!"