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Joke of the Day

"I always have a suicide note in my shower so that i wont look stupid if i ever slip and crack my head"

"In god we trust Everyone else must pay cash"

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar n."

"What do you call a bunch of male pornstars on a flight together? Snakes on a plane."

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? (gotta love the classics) You can unscrew a light bulb"

"Every time I'm around my mother in law, I wonder who is running hell in her absence."

"I like to stand in the corner at parties and blow on anyone who walks by. People hate it, but I'm a fan."

"Artist: I love painting you. Times are tough. Model: Are you a starving artist? Artist: Kinda. *continues brushing butter on model*"

"The Religious Right. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean? Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss"