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Joke of the Day
"english words that pitbull knows: -party -miami"
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"Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like your face hit the ground first."
"Why did the old lady stand in front of three rows of traffic? Cause she was a cunt. (Courtesy of my little brother.)"
"Why is it so hard to throw a party in space? Because you have to planet."
"Always have a fake name at the ready so you don't tell the cops something stupid, like ""Andrew Granola."""
"I saw Adele at the train station the other day on the other platform She said 'hello from the other side'"
"Feeling pretty tough lately and thinking about joining a gang. Any of you guys need an accountant?"
"What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky? Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!"
"Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that? Boy: Me! I'm going home now."
"It's impossible to stick out your tongue and roll your eyes up at the same time ...without looking like an idiot."