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Joke of the Day

"When I come back in the next life, I would like to come back as a bathroom mirror in a house full of hot women."

"What do you call a picture of an electric piano? Photosynthesis!"

"I went to a nice Cuban restaurant last night, I say restaurant but it was more of a Castro pub."

"Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting? because he can't aim steadily"

"Goodbye, Class! Hello, Trump."

"What did one elevator say to the other? I think I'm coming down with something."

"""Hey look, there's a deer frolicking in the woods over there!"" Deer: What the hell did you say I was doing?"

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile yesterday... ...so I said, ""That's a big word for a seven-year-old"""

"I've stopped dating this girl I met at the Diabetes Camp. Turns out she isn't really my type."

"What do space-related scientists call themselves in Australia? Austronomers"