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Joke of the Day

"What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees? If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!"

"If The Dark Side Of The Moon had tracks 3 and 5 removed The album would be timeless, but there wouldn't be any money in it."

"Just failed my theory test. Apparently female drivers aren't a hazard."

"What's a knife's favorite dessert? Slice cream."

"Of course my days are numbered.. That's how calendars work."

"What's your favourite onomatopoeic word? Mine's ""silence""."

"*Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" ""David"" ""David who?"" ""Dad you only have one son named David, please let me out of the basement now."""

"Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice."

"Why did the cancer patient get smacked? His hand was bigger than his face."

"OVERHEARD - Woman 1: ""We went downtown to visit 9/11..."" Woman 2: ""You mean the World Trade Center?"" Woman 1: ""No that's not there anymore."""