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Joke of the Day

"Do mermaids smoke seaweed?"

"An engineer major asks... ""How can we build this?"" A business major asks, ""How can we finance this?"" A liberal arts major asks, ""Do you want fries with that?"""

"What did the pirate day on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!"

"What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? Liquor in the front poker in the back."

"Yo mamas ass is so fat She dont wear DENIM she wears DAMN!"

"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You Pokemon!"

"I have Capri Sun and pudding in my fridge which proves I'm four or poor."

"I have two tickets to the Euro's final.. problem is it's on the same day as my wedding... So if anyones interested it's at St.Peters church in Brighton and her name is Sarah."

"If turkeys go extinct and we start eating giraffes for Thanksgiving, I got dibs on the neck."

"Trump wants to cut funding for birth control, renegotiate trade deals, and stop the wars in the Middle East. It seems pulling out is his solution for everything."