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Joke of the Day
"What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? Liquor in the front poker in the back."
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"A roofer is working on a house and makes a mistake and falls through the ceiling and into the house. One of the guys inside says, ""nice of you to drop in."""
"My Bill Cosby impression use to get me laughs at the bar... ...but now when I do it, I end up with a criminal record."
"(NSFW) What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your way into a girls butthole."
"I have a dog named Lucky... Sometimes he escapes so we have to go get Lucky. And sometimes it'll be dark out so we'll be up all night to get Lucky."
"What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in? a girl from Jersey."
"My shy father was killed by a falling piano. His funeral was very low key."
"My wife asked if I ever think about someone else during sex... ""Nope, just myself."""
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black"
"I put my phone in airplane mode. Worst. Transformer. Ever."