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Joke of the Day

"Yo mamas ass is so fat She dont wear DENIM she wears DAMN!"

"Michelin, Triangle Shirtwaist, and Brian Williams. ""Name a tire, a fire, and a liar."""

"When I go to my Profile Page I am so happy it says ""That's You!"" because I get confused easily."

"I've always lived by the motto 'work hard, play hard' But the HR department is starting to get concerned and the guys I ball with at the gym hate when I guard them"

"What I learned from this subs The best joke always in the comments section"

"Everyday life can be hectic and stressful, but never forget what it's all about: doing the hokey pokey and turning yourself around."

"Why are black people so good at sports? Hard work and dedication."

"Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike? Because it might be your bike."

"At what point in time were cats being stored in bags so frequently that they had to come up with the phrase: ""the cat's out of the bag""?"

"Why are there no walmarts in Syria Because there's a target on every corner"