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Joke of the Day

"Yo mamas ass is so fat She dont wear DENIM she wears DAMN!"

"Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos? Because the subject is still to immature."

"If you ever feel sad remember that there's a number you can call and a pizza will be there in 30 minutes."

"What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes? Your sole is mine!"

"I'm writing a book called 'Stop Overreacting.' If no one buys it I'm going to kill myself."

"A woman is like a parachute can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one."

"You know you're getting fat when you make a comment about needing to lose weight and the other person doesn't say anything back."

"I tried Tylenol for the first time today. It tasted a lot like cotton."

"What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus? It's a match made in Heaven!"

"You can fart openly as long as you're always holding a whoopee cushion."