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Joke of the Day
"If turkeys go extinct and we start eating giraffes for Thanksgiving, I got dibs on the neck."
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"WIFE: *spells out words so the kids won't know what she is saying* ME: [to the kids] I don't know either."
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About half way."
"So how long do I have to microwave this spider before I let it bite me?"
"HOW DO PIGS TALK? SWINE LANGUAGE."
"Einstein finally developed a theory about space... and it was about time too!"
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Ceasars"
"""Cool calculator watch dude."" ~nobody since 1987."
"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs through your jeans."
"What's the difference between Joan Crawford and an abortion doctor ? When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was already out of the womb."