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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate day on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!"
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"Bras are annoying: They really get on my tits. I am from the UK and have no idea whether this works in any other country at all."
"Sometimes all you need is $500 million dollars."
"Why are camels referred to as ""the ships of the desert"" ? They are full of Iranian seman"
"The human body is basically flavored water"
"What is green and goes slam, slam, slam, slam? A four door pickle!"
"A weeping willow tree is just like a regular willow tree only married"
"A woman had a dog with no legs. She took it out for a drag every morning."
"""Hold the mayo"" is my ""shaken, not stirred."""
"It's been pretty rough going, but I think I finally beat my crippling addiction to sobriety."