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Joke of the Day

"Before Twitter there was Facebook, before Facebook there was MySpace and before that I had a life."

"What do you call 75 year old John Cena? John Cenile."

"What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."

"The Indian man went to the doctor complaining about stomach pains. He had Hindigestion."

"What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!"

"I thought this waitress was in love with me but then right in front of my eyes she started to bring other people food."

"BREAKING: California becomes first state to ban plastic bags. People who love picking up dog shit with their bare hands rejoice."

"You can't face the problems, if the problem is your Face."

"What's the difference between matter and a hormone? You can't make matter."

"I like to think of myself as a guy who doesn't scare too easily but I just beat the shit out of a motion activated air freshener."