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Joke of the Day
"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You Pokemon!"
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"Merry Christmas and Happy Ho idays to friends and oved ones c ose and far. B essings to you and yours this Yu e season. This is my no-L greeting!"
"New low: Looking in my purse and seeing my TV remote."
"A celebrity died? Better take this opportunity to tell everyone a very personal story about that one time you saw them eating falafel."
"Today a girl kissed me I wish I could post it in another subreddit"
"Customer: Why does your sign say ""Fine Dining""? Waiter: We can dream can't we?"
"I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849."
"Walk up to the guy with a popped collar and spiked hair & say ""What's up, Chad?"" & he'll be all ""Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro?"""
"What disease do donkey's get from eating too much fast food? Aspergers.."
"Where are new Starcraft players born? In the noobula"