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Joke of the Day
"Man sticks finger into electrical socket... What happens next will shock you."
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"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the jews? Harry survived the chamber."
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"What's the difference between your dick and a joke? Nobody laughs at your jokes."
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"I dare McDonald's to introduce a black Hamburglar. I McDouble dare them."