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Joke of the Day
"If Britney Spears can get through 2007 you can get through school..."
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"How does a Jew greet their friends? ""Challah!"""
"My son is in hospital because of one little driving mistake. He beat me at Mario Kart."
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"How do you bid farewell to a sexually open Arctic animal with a mental disorder. ""Bye bye bi bipolar polar bear!"""
"If you burn a cookie in the shape of a Star Wars character... ...is it crunchy or Chewie?"
"A teacher asked her students to use the word ""beans"" in a sentence... ""My father grows beans,"" said one girl. ""My mother cooks beans,"" said a boy. A third student spoke up, ""We are all human beans."""
"What do you mean I've had enough to drink?!! Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost."
"I would make a joke about Mexicans... ...but that would be crossing the border"
"What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up? Let's go back to being cousins."