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Joke of the Day
"Whoever called it Thor 2 and not Keeping Up With The Asgardians is an idiot."
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"Mumbling along to a song you don't really know...but that 15 second part you do know is coming up and you're gonna own that shit."
"Jesus, his disciples, Adolf Hitler and a group of Schutzstaffel walk into an empty bar... The bartender says, ""Man, this is great for business!"""
"Good Cop: step away from the ledge Cat Cop [pushes person off] oops"
"Olympic Sailing results are in! Denmark have taken gold Finland have taken silver Somalia have taken a middle aged couple who were on a worldwide cruise"
"My girlfriend just found out I've been sleeping with a barmaid I just hope that none of this gets back to my wife!"
"It's not a great nap, unless you wake up and can't remember what day it is."
"Two guys walked into a bar... They didn't see it."
"What's the opposite of the Virgin Islands The Caymin Islands."
"How do you know when your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.."