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Joke of the Day
"Why was number 4 blushing? She saw 2 and 3 halving six"
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"How do you catch a Douchebag? JerkBait."
"So I saw an internet survey the other day... and apparently 99.87% of the population was born on the 1st of January! How very strange!"
"Some one destroyed the punchline to my Beastie Boys joke earlier.. I'm tellin' y'all, it was a sabotage"
"What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko"
"[The Price Is Right] Bob Barker: what do you think the price of this washing machine is Me:*lips firmly pressed to mic* Right"
"Did you hear about the man who was to amputate a foot? They amputated the wrong one. Now they're both in a wheelchair."
"My girlfriend's keyboard broke, and she sent me this message. ""HelpmyspacebarisbrokenandIwouldlikeanalternative"" What the hell is a ternative?"
"What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race? A cab."
"This waitress at Olive Garden has been grating cheese onto my plate for 13 hours now."