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Joke of the Day

"9/11 gave rise to ""Truthers"", Obama gave rise to ""Birthers"", so... ... would a movement to determine whether Hillary Clinton actually carries hot sauce in her purse be called ""Saucers""?"

"We're supposed to get snow, But right now it's still up in the air."

"A young girl walks in on her dad peeing... The dad fumbles around trying to cover up. Then the girl says ""don't worry dad. I've seen one before. Mommy brushes her teeth with the neighbor's."""

"A doctor to his patient. Doctor: Sir, we have some good news and some bad news, the good news is that you've got a day left to live, the bad news is I forgot to tell you that yesterday."

"[VERY RACIST-NSFW] So they get married... So a nigger and a Mexican get married, and both sets of their parents are afraid... THAT THEIR GRANDCHILDREN WILL BE TOO LAZY TO STEAL"

"Two Flies Are Sitting On a Piece of S#!t... ...the first fly farts. The other gives him a disgusted look and says, ""Come on man! I'm Eatin' Here!"" Boom."

"""I'm quite content on this side of the street, thank you."" -- No squirrel ever."

"I was in the park wondering why a frisby looks bigger the closer it gets And then it hit me."

"Confucius on Sex Confucius say, ""It is good for boy to meet girl in park...but it is better for boy to park meat in girl."""

"I try to do my job the way I have sex. Work fast and and get done quick"