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Joke of the Day

"I'm so hungry, I could eat this food without even instagraming it first. No, but seriously, I'm going to instagram it first. Don't be crazy"

"If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee"

"Just watched 7 hours of the Inside of my Eyelids Channel. Lotta black shows."

"I'm not scratching my balls I'm petting my crabs"

"Have you heard the joke about Ebola yet? You probably won't get it."

"Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs? They're too short to be called Essays."

"Nowadays, most of the children dream about an IPhone, when I was a child I wanted a dog."

"Clerk Kent is in fact Superman... So my mom tells me stop hanging with your friends who are always drunk! They are not a good company! How should i tell her that... ""Clark Kent is in fact Superman"""

"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar haha just kidding"

"Why do Norwegians drive Chevys? They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord."