201669

Joke of the Day

"Apparently certain types of ink can cause cancer I'm starting to get a bit worried, I've been smoking cigarettes wrapped in that stuff for a while now."

"The cashier is telling me to ""have a nice day,"" but judging by her tone she wants me to ""die in a tire fire."""

"I wouldn't mind being catcalled if it were useful: ""Hey baby, boot sale at Macy's!"" or, ""Line's shorter at Starbucks on 5th, sweet cheeks!"""

"I tried a pot brownie once and I hated it I couldn't keep the damn thing lit."

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunji cord? My ass. LAWL"

"What did the cancer patient say to the nurse? [NSFW] [EDIT] I forgot the joke. Fuck."

"Find someone who shares your values & dreams- but likes a different kind of dipping sauce for chicken strips so you don't have to share that"

"Why do men run faster than women rolling friction is lesser than sliding friction"

"What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson? Her algae bra."

"What is the only thing on earth that goes ""ha ha"" on a Monday? A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday."