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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Knock - Knock Whos There? Horrible god awful joke that sucks really really bad. Horrible god awful joke that sucks really really bad WHO? This one."

"I heard the best time travel joke tomorrow."

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 10% off"

"President Trump received congratulations from the Pope himself... Because thanks to him half the world started praying."

"My mind's telling me ""No!"" But my body, my body's telling me ""There's that chicken salad in the fridge."""

"There's a lot of lame holocaust jokes on this thread... Anne frankly, I'm getting sick and tired of them."

"A guy walks into a bar holding a dog poop... he says ""hey guys, look what I almost stepped in"""

"So we no longer say ""please"" and ""thanks"" in the office? Never got the memo. But I did get one saying it's ok to key impolite people's cars."

"What's the difference between obese and morbidly obese? Obese is when you can't see your own genitals, morbidly obese is when you can't see your own genitals in the mirror."

"There's 3 ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone or forbid your kids to do it."